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Bobbi
11-26-2008, 11:44 PM
The "Oh Shit!" Syndrome

Many of us have had that scenario, in one form or another, most especially in our searches into the meaning of life in all its aspects. Although I was raised in a very structured religious environment, a divorce eventually led to my mother leaving the church. I was only 7 years old and didn't have a solid understanding of the bible at that time. However, I became an avid reader of anything I could get my hands on that had to do with science fiction. I didn't actually start to read the bible with any understanding until I was 15 years old, when my mother went back to the church. By that time, Star Trek had become my favorite TV show, among others of that genre "back in my day". HaHaHa Almost immediately upon reading the bible in study groups, it hit me! The bible, to me, was a very good science fiction novel. It had space ships, people beaming up and down, food replicators, artificial insemination and could make a barren woman fertile, weapons that could destroy cities from the sky, manipulate water, and on and on and on. It spoke of incredible technological abilities that I had read in so many, many novels. I had already developed big issues with religion (including the occult which my mother had dabbled in over the years) because of the blatant hyprocrisy I found everywhere and in almost everyone I met - regardless of their affiliations.

At 19 I threw the baby out with the bath water and refused to have anything further to do with churches, religion, spirituality, whatever title fit. I forbid any religious material in my home or around my children, other than the exposure to their grandmother. One day my five year old daughter asked me this question after visiting with my mother. "If God created man, who created God?" My response was "That's a very good question. I don't have the answer, but this is what I believe. We are here on earth as a science project, a laboratory experiment. We are being monitored and tested, just like a lab rat - tested to see what abilities are inherent in all creatures. I don't know who started it all but I believe there is a higher power, I don't know what he is, I don't know his name, I don't know where he came from, I don't know why he's doing this, but until I do, I'm not going to drop to my knees and 'worship' him. Let's just wait and see what happens."

I have, however, based my entire life on one scripture from the Bible that I felt was the most important to me and would, in the end, allow my heart to be read for the person that I am, should the Bible, in fact, hold truths I was unwilling to examine further. It held value in it's simplicity and would impact me throughout my life. Matthew 25:40 (New American Standard Bible says "And the King will answer and say to them, "Truly I say to you to the extent that you did it to one of these My brethren, you did it to Me.'" Therefore, everyone - and I do mean everyone! - is to be treated as a decent sentient intelligent lifeform - UNTIL they prove otherwise.

Decades passed and a few tribulations and a lot more tests later, I met my husband, Norval, who opened up the floodgates. NOW I knew the "Why". OOOOHHHH SHIT!!!! I had always believed in aliens since I was a child. I had studied the Bible intensively as a teenager. I just never put the two of them together. WHAT AN EYE OPENER!!!! Now the Bible made sense in that it was telling me things I had never thought of, in that it was a "message" and not just a story. I'm still catching my breath, but what I can tell you is that a new peace and serenity has settled within me since that time. I no longer worry about what tomorrow may bring. I know, in every fiber of my being, that I have a job to do and when the time comes, I will gladly oblige. So, in the meantime, I have once again begun studying the Bible after a lapse of 34 years with an entirely new viewpoint!

Do you have an "Oh Shit" story? Tell us about yours.

Gary
11-28-2008, 11:36 AM
Sept 2008, Project Avalon, The Bible, it's about disclosure not religion!

Norval
11-29-2008, 11:56 PM
I had the "ohhhhhh shit" syndrome back in 1995, and even more so in 2002 with the discovery of CS crater chains.

Today, I just ask for "The Brown Pants." Cause I have beshitted me britches a few times in the past decade. :lol:

sokpuppet
11-30-2008, 05:02 AM
My OOOHHHH SHHHHIT! moment was about 5 years ago when I downloaded a file called SOM1-01 (by accident?) from a file sharing network.

I'd been a little bit interested in UFOs in the 70s but my rational mind reached the conclusion there wasn't anything real to 'chew on' so I moved on and forgot all about the subject for decades. After 9/11 and a statement from a trusted friend that it was an inside job, I started to question everything again but I still hadn't considered the reality of UFOs and ETs. It just wasn't on my radar at all.

While using "*.pdf" as a search string looking for a manual for a piece of MIDI music equipment I saw a file labelled "Army UFO recovery manual" and selected it just out of novel curiosity. When it was complete on my friends hard drive (I didn't have a net connection of my own) I opened it and SHOCK HORROR!, I had a powerful instinctive feel that what I was looking at was very real. Within hours I was paranoid and my world view was in pieces.

I then discovered Bill Cooper's MUFON speech and my jaw dropped further. Since then I've learned a lot more and realised that it's not quite as simple as that.

I'm not spiritual, new-age or any more that slightly religious. I'm an 'ordinary' bloke with an ashtray and a lot of questions. My mental health isn't good (depression), especially since the 'wake-up' call.

To go right back to Bobbi's OP, I'm really having one big long drawn out OOOOOHHHH SHHHHIT! moment. It just doesn't seem to go away.

₣яэđĸĊ
11-30-2008, 11:59 PM
For my second post here, I offer you the pictorial embodiement of the "Oh Shit Syndrome".



"I done stepped in it now"


PS: Followin' you folk around, forum to forum, is sure puttin the frequent flyer miles on.

₣яэđĸĊ
12-01-2008, 01:04 AM
I was just reminded of a different kind of trigger for this syndrome, when I read:
Bobbi;
One day my five year old daughter asked me this question after visiting with my mother. "If God created man, who created God?"

One day while driving to the movies (she was 6 at the time), my daughter hit me with one of "those questions".

"Daddy, if God is everywhere, then when he's in a piece of paper, is he squished?"

So, being a hands-on father I gave it my best shot, and this is what led to an Oh Shit moment...
"Hon, why don't you ask your mom?"

"She said to ask you."

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Gale
12-01-2008, 07:15 AM
PS: Followin' you folk around, forum to forum, is sure puttin the frequent flyer miles on.


Welcome FredkC, guess it goes to show, good things aren’t static.

Heretic
12-01-2008, 09:24 AM
One of mine was that defining moment when the alien reality truly sank in and I knew deep own, without a doubt, that not only were we not alone but we have never been alone, and the implications of that started clicking through my head at the speed of light.

My OOHHH kept getting longer and bigger as those images of what was shifted to towards what probably is and my brand new Occam's Razor started biting me right in the ass right when the SHIT landed.

Then another is when I learned that they DO or CAN look just like us.

:w00t: AAhhhh!

₣яэđĸĊ
12-01-2008, 01:52 PM
Gale;
Thanx for the welcome.


Heretic;
Then another is when I learned that they DO or CAN look just like us.
Kinda brings new life to the saying, "We are the people our parents warned us about."

I don't know if you ever saw it, but back in the late hippie era there was something called Desiderata, "Go placidly amidst the noise and waste... etc". A genuinely hopeful anthem, it was world famous for at least a month. ;)

Anyway, in keeping with Mel Brooks subtitle for Blazing Saddles, "Never give a saga an even break." The National Lampoon released a parody of it called Deteriorata

Why yes, I did keep a copy! Link? Sure I happen to have one right here:
http://fredsitelive.com/fun/deteriorata.htm

a few relevant lines:
Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep.
Know yourself. If you need help, call the F.B.I.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you; that lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls will scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.


Some things are just too big to laugh at. Sometimes they need it the most.

Norval
12-01-2008, 06:25 PM
The first of many major Oh Shits in my life came at twenty while sitting on a beach in Viet Nam. The scenery was beautiful and so diverse, could this all have just happened I asked myself, the realization that this world had to be engineered or created dawned on me. Then as I looked up at the sky wondering about this god, bible, and creation thing of which I had only a few sunday school days of, still thinking about such an incredible job of engineering and design I knew I had to find this engineer. "I am here, come find me" was suddenly in my mind. Oh Shit, mental telepathy, as this was not my thoughts at all. That was in May of 1971 and by the time I turned 21 in November I had become a conscientious objector to the war, been discharged as undesirable from the army and sent home where my friends had become Jesus Freaks 60 - 70s thing and I had read the new testament.

For the next thirty years I worked, did a family, researched and studied the bible and many other ancient writings. Then I met Gale on line and we started talking about the "Calling" and soon she had read the bible, then came the question from Gale about "What are the signs in the Heavens?" That is when she found a picture of the thirteen craters in a row and asked me the odds of that? IMPOSSIBLE ! ! ! OH SHIT!

Gale and I have had Oh Shit after Oh Shit for the past 7 years now in dealing with scientists, government officials, and the bad extra terrestrial losers of that war in our solar system.

Gale
12-12-2008, 01:53 AM
Heretic;
Then another is when I learned that they DO or CAN look just like us.
Then, I guess that's when they are called humanoid not human.

unipax
12-12-2008, 11:27 AM
My oh shit moment would have to be standing under that big silent circle of lights at that pre-arranged ufo sighting I posted here, It was a wake up call, regardless of who was behind it.
Here it is if you did not see it:

http://earthsbanner.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101&highlight=unipax

Thanks Bobbi for a great thread !

Gale
01-15-2009, 08:48 AM
One ‘oh shit’ that I will never forget was when reading the Document for the first time ever in 2001, the overwhelming feeling of ‘I almost missed the boat’. It’s hard to explain but I spent some time curled up in a ball on my bed crying cause of that feeling.

Norval
01-15-2009, 09:04 AM
As posted in another thread, but it was a big "OH SHIT" moment for me to discover that the CS crater chains criss crossed the area and then the big crater formed. Some one blew up an amo dump?

Just another wakeup call.

A Spider Shaped Crater on Mercury
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap080204.html



http://messenger.jhuapl.edu/gallery/sciencePhotos/image.php?page=1&gallery_id=2&image_id=144

Gale
01-20-2009, 08:46 AM
Another ‘oh shit’ was looking at the images of Mars with the Blueberries and thinking melted metal in the atmosphere would coalesce to balls like what Don Pettit, ISS Science Officer was playing with water in zero gravity back in about March 2003. Balls of metal could rip through and pulverize everything even flesh like a Daisy Cutter. Now that’s a weapon of mass destruction!



http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_upy14pesi4

Norval
01-20-2009, 08:50 AM
, , , and now think of a bomb that is the size of a stadium, , , acting like a claymore.

Gale
01-31-2009, 07:35 AM
Another oh shit was when I started looking into what Eugene Shoemaker was doing in the Outback looking at craters. The geology of craters compared to Nevada test site craters, the melted glass, the wall angle, depth etc and he was going to report about how they are similar. His conclusions would have put the origin of every crater in our solar system in question.

whitecrow
02-01-2009, 10:12 AM
Life has been a big "oh shit" moment for me...starting with church. I understood what hypocrisy was by age three, long before I knew the word. I guess the presidency of George W. Bush was the defining OSM of my adult life. I knew then that we were in for a world of hurt.

Gale
02-04-2009, 04:10 AM
When I was told to 'just read the damn book', I was told to read the book, starting with the New Testament, then reading the Old Testament in reverse order starting with Malachi.
I was also told when you read you will come across something that will seem like it was written just for you and I found that to be very true. It was like there was a letter written just for me within all those words. I have seen others on the net that when they come across this, it is some kind of epiphany and they splash it all over the net. Holy Roller fits in there somewhere. But I found it to be very personal and specific to me and a big oh shit.

whitecrow
02-04-2009, 08:27 AM
When I was told to 'just read the damn book', I was told to read the book, starting with the New Testament, then reading the Old Testament in reverse order starting with Malachi.
I was also told when you read you will come across something that will seem like it was written just for you and I found that to be very true. It was like there was a letter written just for me within all those words. I have seen others on the net that when they come across this, it is some kind of epiphany and they splash it all over the net. Holy Roller fits in there somewhere. But I found it to be very personal and specific to me and a big oh shit.

Me, too. I also found much that seemed to be very relevant personally, and I wanted to explore and plumb the depths. For decades now, the vast majority of folks I've come across who can discuss the Bible do so from the tradition of the Inquisition and the Crusades. For me this is one of several things that's spoiled the AstroVera forum. Which, come to think of it, became another OSM for me...here we go again....

Dogma kills the questioning spirit.

Gale
02-05-2009, 07:30 AM
This was a Holy Shit moment.

unipax
02-05-2009, 12:49 PM
thats a good one Gale

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

Gale
02-06-2009, 07:34 AM
This was a truly nauseous oh shit.
The Mysterious Voynich Manuscript (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap050122.html)