Whats up with Rudolph

[Heretic]

Just saw Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer on TV.

I watched it because it was my favorite X-Mas show as a kid.

Why did he do all that walking around on his quest when he can fly?

Why didn't I ever notice this before?




just getting rid of that "never"

:santa:

[Norval]

hmmmm possibly they cant fly, but Santa's high tech sled does it all? :santa:

We should all discuss this I think :lol:

[Gary]

Old pub question in England!

Without the aid of Google, can anyone name all the Raindears?:bananen_smilies015::bananen_smilies015: :bananen_smilies015:

[Gale]

Can we get rid of the mammary glands?

[sfth13]

:bananen_smilies027::bananen_smilies027: hows this I covered them up for ya. :bananen_smilies050:

[zorgon]

hmmmm possibly they cant fly, but Santa's high tech sled does it all?

Well History channel just did a show on Mushrooms. It appears according to them that reindeer in Lapland routinely eat magic mushrooms.

So since we all know that fuel makes one fly, it is highly likely that Rudolph was too young and not allowed to eat them, until he was needed.

Hope that helps...

As for the Sled and Deliver System... my myriad contacts have told me that Santa has the assistance of the NGA National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency

Here is the documented proof..

Press Releases

Santa Turns to National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency for Help


BETHESDA, Md.—This holiday season, the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA) has extended its expertise to one very special customer -- Santa Claus.

After being overwhelmed by a growing world demand, Santa approached NGA earlier this year and asked for help to streamline his Christmas Eve deliveries. “I need routes that will let me move around the world quickly and efficiently,” he said.

NGA combined satellite imagery with its map and chart making expertise to develop a digital navigation system that solved Santa’s problem. Called NGA TOY DELIVERY SYSTEM X-100, this specialized geospatial-intelligence product was specifically formatted to let Santa create quick and easy routes around the globe.

Santa installed a new satellite downlink and computer system to handle the NGA data. “I can really scoot around the world using this new navigation system,” Santa said. “The time I can save by taking the best routes will let me reach everyone on my list.”

NGA is honored that the number one world traveler would ask for our assistance. To view the NGA TOY DELIVERY SYSTEM X-100 and see how it is used by its revered customer, please go to www.nga.mil.

NGA is a Department of Defense combat support agency and a member of the National Intelligence Community. Its mission is to provide timely, relevant and accurate geospatial intelligence in support of our national security. Geospatial intelligence is the exploitation and analysis of imagery and geospatial information to describe, assess and visually depict physical features and geographically referenced activities on the Earth. Headquartered in Bethesda, Md., NGA has major facilities in the greater Washington, D.C., and St. Louis, Mo., areas with NGA support teams worldwide. Visit us online at www.nga.mil.

- NGA -
Contact:
Marshall A. Hudson, 301-227-2057; marshall.a.hudson@nga.mil
David H. Burpee, 301-227-7385; david.h.burpee@nga.mil

http://www1.nga.mil/Newsroom/PressReleases/Press%20Releases/nga0715.pdf


And you people think I make this stuff up

[Gary]

mammary glands? Where did they go?:bananen_smilies015::bananen_smilies015:

[zorgon]

mammary glands? Where did they go?

EWWWWW Noisy brats with smelly diapers :puke:

[Norval]

Ahhh nice to know that Santa is now using GIS, I wonder if it is ARCVIEW?

That should help him get the gifts into the correct hands and on time now.

I think Santa took the shake booobies gif and left them diaper loaders by mistake though. :lol:

Why is the name
David H. Burpee familier to me, hmmmmmm

[Gale]

mammary glands? Where did they go?

Noisy brats with smelly diapers

I think Santa took the shake booobies gif and left them diaper loaders

Trying my sweetest :innocent: look
:rolllaugh:

[Gary]

While we are on names, who invented the flushing toilet, this will kill you, I swear?:bananen_smilies050::bananen_smilies050:

And smelly nappies!

[sfth13]

While we are on names, who invented the flushing toilet, this will kill you, I swear?:bananen_smilies050::bananen_smilies050:

And smelly nappies!

wasn't that John Crapper???

[Gary]

HAHA! Well done, Thomas Crapper!:bananen_smilies079:

[Heretic]

And you people think I make this stuff up

I believe!

I actually heard this was part of a cooperation effort launched by the US Department of Defence and the North Pole Toy Making Subsidiaries (NPTMS) in exchange for reconnaissance technologies used by "elfs" (aliens?) in Sector 4 (code named "Poinsettia") of the underground toy factories for its acquisition and assessment capabilities that is still employed by NPTMS today concerning the production of the "naughty or nice list".

I once read an article from a deep insider who worked in Sector 5 (code named "Fruitcake") that they have been trying to get a hold of that technology since the turn of the 20th century but Santa Clause refused

I cant believe Santy Clause sold us out

sad, truly sad

is the easter bunny next?

[zorgon]

I believe!

I actually heard this was part of a cooperation effort launched by the US Department of Defence and the North Pole Toy Making Subsidiaries (NPTMS) in exchange for reconnaissance technologies used by \"elfs\" (aliens?) in Sector 4 (code named \"Poinsettia\") of the underground toy factories

Don't forget THIS

089:32:50 Mattingly: Apollo 8, Houston. [No answer.]
089:33:38 Mattingly: Apollo 8, Houston.
089:34:16 Lovell: Houston, Apollo 8, over.
089:34:19 Mattingly: Hello, Apollo 8. Loud and clear.
089:34:25 Lovell: Roger. Please be informed there is a Santa Claus.
089:34:31 Mattingly: That's affirmative. You're the best ones to know.

Apollo 8 flight journal
http://history.nasa.gov/ap08fj/16day4_final_orbit_tei.htm

[zorgon]

is the easter bunny next?

Oh come on now seriously...

Never heard the expresion "How deep is the Rabbit Hole" when talking government conspiracy? The "White Rabbit and the Alice Code"?

I did a quick goggle for...

"Easter Bunny works for the CIA" Amazing the info that google has



Here is a rare photo of Mrs Easter Bunny in a compromising pose with George Bush



Seems government scandal spreads far and fast... seems Mrs Bunny got a job between Easters



President George W. Bush greeted his new Secretary of the Treasury stating, “I guarantee he won’t count all his eggs before he throws glass stones, heh heh.” http://www.stevemullis.net/2008/03/

Gotta love that DARPA weapon the Internet

[Swami Salami]

MMhhhhh, Isn't that secretary C. Rice who took a bit to much of that bleach?